oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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