Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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