WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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