you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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