I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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