Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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