If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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