i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
