hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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