My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He passed out mid-signature
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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