break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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