i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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