so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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