Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
the night ended with taco bell and tears
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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