Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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