it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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