i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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