Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
This is the high leading the old right now
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
