if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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