You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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