She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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