I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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