Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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