When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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