Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Randomize
