Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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