She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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