Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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