There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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