I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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