your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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