Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
he thought i was a dude.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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