Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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