can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
organizing the empties. That sober.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
