So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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