I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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