I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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