just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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