walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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