we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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