Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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