Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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