Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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