I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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