Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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