he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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