belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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