Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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