Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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