it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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