At least make sure they are 18
Why
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Barsexuality is the new black.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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