So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
That accounts for only three of the penises
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
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