you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
